Fractured Fairy Tales
The Three Little Gazelles
Once upon a time, there were three little gazelles. They lived in Africa. One day, their mom said, "You are too old for me to take care of. Go figure out how to build your own house. Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you about the big, bad cheetah! Watch out for him!" Then, they set off to build their own houses. The first gazelle found some nice, soft grass to build his house with. He was too lazy to look for much else. Then, he started to build. He was finished in just 60 minutes! Then, the big, bad cheetah came. The gazelle saw him and ran into his grass house, scared. "Little gazelle, little gazelle, let me in!" cried the big, bad cheetah. "Or I'll huff, and I'll puff; and I'll blow your house in!" "No! Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" said the little gazelle. Then the cheetah huffed and puffed and blew the house in. The little gazelle quickly ran to his brother's house. The cheetah saw the gazelle running, and he chased him right to his brother's house. The cheetah knocked on the door, but there was no answer. Then he cried, "Little gazelles, little gazelles, let me in!" "Not by the hair on our chinny-chin-chins!" replied the gazelles. The cheetah roared, "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff; and I'll blow your house in!" That is exactly what he did! The cheetah tried to eat the little gazelles, but they were a little too fast for him. The two little gazelles ran to their brother's house. The cheetah followed them. This third brother was smart, and had built his house out of bricks. The cheetah roared, "Little gazelles, little gazelles, let me in!" "Not by the hair on our chinny-chin-chins!" they shouted. The cheetah said, "Well then I'll huff, and I'll puff; and I'll blow your house in!" He took a deep breath and tried to blow down the house, but the house didn't fall in. So the cheetah climbed up onto the roof and snuch down the chimney. There was a pot of boiling soup on the fire. He fell into the hot soup. He ran out the door and never came back. The three gazelles lived happily ever after!
By: Leggy
Once upon a time, there were three little gazelles. They lived in Africa. One day, their mom said, "You are too old for me to take care of. Go figure out how to build your own house. Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you about the big, bad cheetah! Watch out for him!" Then, they set off to build their own houses. The first gazelle found some nice, soft grass to build his house with. He was too lazy to look for much else. Then, he started to build. He was finished in just 60 minutes! Then, the big, bad cheetah came. The gazelle saw him and ran into his grass house, scared. "Little gazelle, little gazelle, let me in!" cried the big, bad cheetah. "Or I'll huff, and I'll puff; and I'll blow your house in!" "No! Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" said the little gazelle. Then the cheetah huffed and puffed and blew the house in. The little gazelle quickly ran to his brother's house. The cheetah saw the gazelle running, and he chased him right to his brother's house. The cheetah knocked on the door, but there was no answer. Then he cried, "Little gazelles, little gazelles, let me in!" "Not by the hair on our chinny-chin-chins!" replied the gazelles. The cheetah roared, "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff; and I'll blow your house in!" That is exactly what he did! The cheetah tried to eat the little gazelles, but they were a little too fast for him. The two little gazelles ran to their brother's house. The cheetah followed them. This third brother was smart, and had built his house out of bricks. The cheetah roared, "Little gazelles, little gazelles, let me in!" "Not by the hair on our chinny-chin-chins!" they shouted. The cheetah said, "Well then I'll huff, and I'll puff; and I'll blow your house in!" He took a deep breath and tried to blow down the house, but the house didn't fall in. So the cheetah climbed up onto the roof and snuch down the chimney. There was a pot of boiling soup on the fire. He fell into the hot soup. He ran out the door and never came back. The three gazelles lived happily ever after!
By: Leggy
The Three Little Boys
Once upon a time, there lived three little boys. They said to each other, "We should go and build our own houses." So they did. The first boy met a man carrying straw. "Please, sir," he said. "Give me some straw, so I can build a house." The man gave the boy some straw. The boy built a nice straw house. Right when he got finished, a girl monster came. She said," Let me come in!" The boy said, "No! Not by the gum in my mouthy-mouth-mouth!" So the girl monster huffed, and she puffed; and she blew the house down. Meanwhile, the second brother came to a man who was cutting wood. "Please, sir, " he said. "I need some wood, so I can build a house." So the man gave him some wood, and he built a house as fast as he could. Then, the first boy came running to his brother's house. "Can I come in? A girl monster is coming!" he cried. "Yes, hurry," replied the second boy. Then, the girl monster came. She said, "Can I come in?" "No! Not by the gum in our mouthy-mouth-mouths!" replied the boys. "Well, then I'll huff, and I'll puff; and I'll blow your house down!" roared the monster girl. So she blew the house right down! The two brother's ran to the third boy's house. Meanwhile, while the third boy was walking, he came to a man who had some bricks. He asked the man for some bricks, and the man gave him enough bricks to build a house. The boy built a nice house. Just then, the other boys came running and cried, "A monster is after us!" They all ran inside the house. The mean, ugly girl monster came. She asked if she could come in. The boys replied, "No! Not by the gum in our mouthy-mouth-mouths!" So the monster girl huffed, and she puffed; but she could not knock down the house. She decided to try to go down the chimney. She went down the chimney and landed in a pot of boiling water. She squealed and ran away. The boys lived happily ever after!
By: Jared
Once upon a time, there lived three little boys. They said to each other, "We should go and build our own houses." So they did. The first boy met a man carrying straw. "Please, sir," he said. "Give me some straw, so I can build a house." The man gave the boy some straw. The boy built a nice straw house. Right when he got finished, a girl monster came. She said," Let me come in!" The boy said, "No! Not by the gum in my mouthy-mouth-mouth!" So the girl monster huffed, and she puffed; and she blew the house down. Meanwhile, the second brother came to a man who was cutting wood. "Please, sir, " he said. "I need some wood, so I can build a house." So the man gave him some wood, and he built a house as fast as he could. Then, the first boy came running to his brother's house. "Can I come in? A girl monster is coming!" he cried. "Yes, hurry," replied the second boy. Then, the girl monster came. She said, "Can I come in?" "No! Not by the gum in our mouthy-mouth-mouths!" replied the boys. "Well, then I'll huff, and I'll puff; and I'll blow your house down!" roared the monster girl. So she blew the house right down! The two brother's ran to the third boy's house. Meanwhile, while the third boy was walking, he came to a man who had some bricks. He asked the man for some bricks, and the man gave him enough bricks to build a house. The boy built a nice house. Just then, the other boys came running and cried, "A monster is after us!" They all ran inside the house. The mean, ugly girl monster came. She asked if she could come in. The boys replied, "No! Not by the gum in our mouthy-mouth-mouths!" So the monster girl huffed, and she puffed; but she could not knock down the house. She decided to try to go down the chimney. She went down the chimney and landed in a pot of boiling water. She squealed and ran away. The boys lived happily ever after!
By: Jared
Monkeyrella
Once upon a time, there was a monkey. Her name was Monkeyrella. She had two evil step-sisters and an evil step-mother. Monkeyrella always had to do chores. Her eveil syep-sisters didn't do anything but laugh at her. One day, the forest palace got a letter. The letter said, "We are having a Monkey Ball. We will find a wife for the prince. You are invited!" The night of the Monkey Ball, the two step-sisters told Monkeyrella, "Sorry! You can't go!" The first sister said, "You have too much cleaning to do!" The second sister said, "You can't go because you only have rags for clothes!" The mother said, "You are not meant to be royal like we are!" So, off they went to the Monkey Ball. Poor Monkeyrella! Then, a fairy godmonkey appeared. She said, "You shall go to the ball." Monkeyrella said, "But I only have rags for clothes!" The fairy godmonkey cried, "You shall have nice clothes and a carriage, but you must be home by midnight." Monkeyrella was so excited! The fairy godmonkey said, "You shall have glass slippers too!" Monkeyrella went off to the ball. She danced with the prince. Suddenly, the clock struck midnight. Monkeyrella ran out of the palace. On her way out, she lost one of her glass slippers. The prince called, "Please come back. I didn't even get your name!" When the two eveil step-sisters and the evil step-mother came home, they told Monkeyrella that a monkey that looked just like her had been dancing with the prince. The next day, the prince came to the forest palace. The said, "Do any of you fit this slipper?" Nobody fit the slipper, but when Monkeyrella tried it on, it fit! She married the prince, and they lived happily ever after!
By: Rylie
Once upon a time, there was a monkey. Her name was Monkeyrella. She had two evil step-sisters and an evil step-mother. Monkeyrella always had to do chores. Her eveil syep-sisters didn't do anything but laugh at her. One day, the forest palace got a letter. The letter said, "We are having a Monkey Ball. We will find a wife for the prince. You are invited!" The night of the Monkey Ball, the two step-sisters told Monkeyrella, "Sorry! You can't go!" The first sister said, "You have too much cleaning to do!" The second sister said, "You can't go because you only have rags for clothes!" The mother said, "You are not meant to be royal like we are!" So, off they went to the Monkey Ball. Poor Monkeyrella! Then, a fairy godmonkey appeared. She said, "You shall go to the ball." Monkeyrella said, "But I only have rags for clothes!" The fairy godmonkey cried, "You shall have nice clothes and a carriage, but you must be home by midnight." Monkeyrella was so excited! The fairy godmonkey said, "You shall have glass slippers too!" Monkeyrella went off to the ball. She danced with the prince. Suddenly, the clock struck midnight. Monkeyrella ran out of the palace. On her way out, she lost one of her glass slippers. The prince called, "Please come back. I didn't even get your name!" When the two eveil step-sisters and the evil step-mother came home, they told Monkeyrella that a monkey that looked just like her had been dancing with the prince. The next day, the prince came to the forest palace. The said, "Do any of you fit this slipper?" Nobody fit the slipper, but when Monkeyrella tried it on, it fit! She married the prince, and they lived happily ever after!
By: Rylie
The Three Little Cats
Once upon a time, there were three little cats. Their mom sent them to make their own houses. The first little cat met a man with a wheelbarrow full of straw. "Can I have some straw to build my house?" he asked. "If I give you some straw, you have to give me five dollars," said the man. "Deal!" said the cat. The second cat found a tree with a lot of sticks. He took a bunch and build a house. Meanwhile, at the first cat's house, the big, bad dog walked from the rain forest. The cat was working on his door when he spotted the dog. The cat ran quickly into his house. The dog knocked on the door. "Little cat, little cat, let me in!" he said in a sweet little voice. "Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" the first cat exclaimed. "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff! Then I'll blow your house in!" said the dog. He blew so hard that the house fell down. The cat was frightened. The cat ran to his brother's house. The second cat was busy working on his house. He had one more stick to put in. The first cat said to his brother, running out of breath, "The....big,.....bad.....dog." "What?" asked the second cat. "Come inside my house." Then they heard a loud knock on the door. They hear a tiny voice. "Can I come in," said the big, bad dog. "I don't have a home." He hoped to trick the cats. The cats knew it was the dog, though, and they yelled, "No! Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" Then the dog blew the house right down. The two cats ran to their third brother's house. When they got there, their third brother was working on his porch. He had made his house out of bricks. He got them from Grandma's house. His grandma was a monkey. Her garage was full of bricks because she liked to build things too. "What's the matter?" asked the third brother cat. The two cats were frightened. They all went into the third cat's house. "Little cats, little cats, let me come in!" "Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" exclaimed the cats. "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff. I'll blow your house in! Woof! Woof! Woof!" yelled the big, bad dog. Then he went down the chimney. The third cat was making soup. The dog jumped down the chimney and landed in the soup. The dog died. They lived happily ever after!
By: Eli
Once upon a time, there were three little cats. Their mom sent them to make their own houses. The first little cat met a man with a wheelbarrow full of straw. "Can I have some straw to build my house?" he asked. "If I give you some straw, you have to give me five dollars," said the man. "Deal!" said the cat. The second cat found a tree with a lot of sticks. He took a bunch and build a house. Meanwhile, at the first cat's house, the big, bad dog walked from the rain forest. The cat was working on his door when he spotted the dog. The cat ran quickly into his house. The dog knocked on the door. "Little cat, little cat, let me in!" he said in a sweet little voice. "Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" the first cat exclaimed. "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff! Then I'll blow your house in!" said the dog. He blew so hard that the house fell down. The cat was frightened. The cat ran to his brother's house. The second cat was busy working on his house. He had one more stick to put in. The first cat said to his brother, running out of breath, "The....big,.....bad.....dog." "What?" asked the second cat. "Come inside my house." Then they heard a loud knock on the door. They hear a tiny voice. "Can I come in," said the big, bad dog. "I don't have a home." He hoped to trick the cats. The cats knew it was the dog, though, and they yelled, "No! Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" Then the dog blew the house right down. The two cats ran to their third brother's house. When they got there, their third brother was working on his porch. He had made his house out of bricks. He got them from Grandma's house. His grandma was a monkey. Her garage was full of bricks because she liked to build things too. "What's the matter?" asked the third brother cat. The two cats were frightened. They all went into the third cat's house. "Little cats, little cats, let me come in!" "Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" exclaimed the cats. "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff. I'll blow your house in! Woof! Woof! Woof!" yelled the big, bad dog. Then he went down the chimney. The third cat was making soup. The dog jumped down the chimney and landed in the soup. The dog died. They lived happily ever after!
By: Eli
The Three Little Mice
Once upon a time, there lived three little mice. Their names were Bob, Tom, and Joe. Before their mom died, she told them about the big, bad cat. She said, "You should go make your own house!" So the say their mom died, they said good-bye to each other and left to make their own homes. Now, let me tell you about that cat. When he was little, he had an older brother. The older brother won every game and contest, especially when it came to catching mice. The younger cat said, "When I'm older, I'll beat you at mice catching!" That never happened until this very day! Bob had made a house out of hay. He got the hay from the barn by his old house. Tom made his house out of sticks. He got them from the forest. Joe made his house out of bricks. He got them from a store. One day, the big, bad cat came and exclaimed, "Little Mouse, let me in!" Bob yelled, "No!" So the cat said, "Then, I'll come in. I'll bite you and scratch you and rip you to pieces!" The mouse jumped out the window before the cat came in. The cat saw Bob running as fast as he could to his brother's house. The cat ran after Bob, but Bob beat the cat to his brother's house. When the cat got to Tom's house, he was out of breath. He said, "I'll bite you and scratch you and rip you to pieces!" So the mice jumped out the window and ran to their last brother's house. When the big, bad cat got there, he yelled, "I'll bite you and scratch you and rip you to pieces!" The big, bad cat tried to break the door down, but it didn't break because it was made of bricks. The big, bad cat climbed to the roof. While the cat was climbing, the mice set a fire in the fireplace. They out a big pot of water on the fire. When the big, bad cat came down the chimney, he fell into the pot. It burnt that cat so bad that he ran to his own house screaching the entire way. The mice lived happily ever after!
By: Joey
Once upon a time, there lived three little mice. Their names were Bob, Tom, and Joe. Before their mom died, she told them about the big, bad cat. She said, "You should go make your own house!" So the say their mom died, they said good-bye to each other and left to make their own homes. Now, let me tell you about that cat. When he was little, he had an older brother. The older brother won every game and contest, especially when it came to catching mice. The younger cat said, "When I'm older, I'll beat you at mice catching!" That never happened until this very day! Bob had made a house out of hay. He got the hay from the barn by his old house. Tom made his house out of sticks. He got them from the forest. Joe made his house out of bricks. He got them from a store. One day, the big, bad cat came and exclaimed, "Little Mouse, let me in!" Bob yelled, "No!" So the cat said, "Then, I'll come in. I'll bite you and scratch you and rip you to pieces!" The mouse jumped out the window before the cat came in. The cat saw Bob running as fast as he could to his brother's house. The cat ran after Bob, but Bob beat the cat to his brother's house. When the cat got to Tom's house, he was out of breath. He said, "I'll bite you and scratch you and rip you to pieces!" So the mice jumped out the window and ran to their last brother's house. When the big, bad cat got there, he yelled, "I'll bite you and scratch you and rip you to pieces!" The big, bad cat tried to break the door down, but it didn't break because it was made of bricks. The big, bad cat climbed to the roof. While the cat was climbing, the mice set a fire in the fireplace. They out a big pot of water on the fire. When the big, bad cat came down the chimney, he fell into the pot. It burnt that cat so bad that he ran to his own house screaching the entire way. The mice lived happily ever after!
By: Joey
The Bookmaker and the Elves
Long ago there lived a man who lived with his wife. They were very poor. His wife was very worried about him. Then, one night, the bookmaker gathered all the things he would need to make one last book. He said, "I'm tired. I am going to leave this stuff here for the night and come back in the morning and start." When the morning came, the bookmaker got up. He was ready to make the book, but when he got to his book shop, the book was already made. Then a man came into the shop and bought the book for a lot of money. That night, the bookmakers left out the things to make two books. Then he said to his wife, "Let's stay up to see who is making the books for me." So he and his wife waited and waited. Finally, it was midnight. Then came two elves with very nice clothes. They made the books. They went fast because, when they were done, they read the books. Then they left. The bookmaker and his wife couldn't believe it. Finally, they went to bed. The next morning they sold the two books for more money than the regular price. He was happy! That afternoon he told his wife, "I am going to make books and bookmarks for them." The elves loved the books so much that they danced all over the place! The bookmaker made many more books. He fixed up his shop too. The elves were never seen again. It was a happy ending for everyone!
By: Abby M.
Kittyrella
Once upon a time in Hawaii, there lived a kitty. Her name was Kittyrella. She had two mean step-sisters. One day, a letter came in the mail. It was an invitation to a luaw party. One of the sisters opened it. She said, "Its from the prince! Its from the prince!" The other sister screamed. They were so thrilled! "Its an invitation to a luaw party from the prince!" said one of the sisters. "Let's go get ready!" said Kittyrella. "No!" said the step-sisters. "You have to stay to clean." Kittyrella was so upset! The day of the luaw came and the sisters left. Kittyrella was so sad! She was crying when she heard something. She opened her eyes, and saw her fairy godmother. "So, do you want to go to the luaw?" asked the fairy godmother. "Oh yes!" cried Kittyrella. "Fetch me a pumpkin!" said the fairy godmother. Kittyrella rolled it to her. She turned it into a golden carriage. "Get me some mice!" called her fairy godmother. She turned them into horses. "What about coachmen?" asked Kittyrella. "I thought I saw a rat. Get me that." said the fairy godmother. When Kittyrella returned with the rat, her fairy godmother turned it into a coachman. "But look at me!" cried Kittyrella. The fairy godmother turned her into a beautiful lady. "Off to the luaw!" said Kittyrella. When she got there and went in, everybody looked at her. The prince came up to her and said, "You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen. Will you dance with me?" "Yes, I will," said Kittyrella. They danced and danced. Then, the clock struck midnight. "I gotta go!" cried Kittyrella. She ran down the stairs. When she was running, her glass slipper came off. "Wait!" yelled the prince, but it was too late. She was gone. The prince searched day and night just to find her. He finally did. "Can you try on this glass slipper, please?" asked the prince. "I will," said Kittyrella. She tried the slipper on. It fit! The next day, Kittyrella and the prince got married. They lived happily ever after, and she never, ever had to see her mean old family again!
By: Dani
Once upon a time in Hawaii, there lived a kitty. Her name was Kittyrella. She had two mean step-sisters. One day, a letter came in the mail. It was an invitation to a luaw party. One of the sisters opened it. She said, "Its from the prince! Its from the prince!" The other sister screamed. They were so thrilled! "Its an invitation to a luaw party from the prince!" said one of the sisters. "Let's go get ready!" said Kittyrella. "No!" said the step-sisters. "You have to stay to clean." Kittyrella was so upset! The day of the luaw came and the sisters left. Kittyrella was so sad! She was crying when she heard something. She opened her eyes, and saw her fairy godmother. "So, do you want to go to the luaw?" asked the fairy godmother. "Oh yes!" cried Kittyrella. "Fetch me a pumpkin!" said the fairy godmother. Kittyrella rolled it to her. She turned it into a golden carriage. "Get me some mice!" called her fairy godmother. She turned them into horses. "What about coachmen?" asked Kittyrella. "I thought I saw a rat. Get me that." said the fairy godmother. When Kittyrella returned with the rat, her fairy godmother turned it into a coachman. "But look at me!" cried Kittyrella. The fairy godmother turned her into a beautiful lady. "Off to the luaw!" said Kittyrella. When she got there and went in, everybody looked at her. The prince came up to her and said, "You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen. Will you dance with me?" "Yes, I will," said Kittyrella. They danced and danced. Then, the clock struck midnight. "I gotta go!" cried Kittyrella. She ran down the stairs. When she was running, her glass slipper came off. "Wait!" yelled the prince, but it was too late. She was gone. The prince searched day and night just to find her. He finally did. "Can you try on this glass slipper, please?" asked the prince. "I will," said Kittyrella. She tried the slipper on. It fit! The next day, Kittyrella and the prince got married. They lived happily ever after, and she never, ever had to see her mean old family again!
By: Dani
The Three Little Cows
Once upon a time, there were three little cows that lived on a farm in Hawaii. They decided to build barns to live in. The first cow built his barn out of straw. The second cow built his barn out of grass. The third cow built his barn out of wood. One day, a farmer came to try to milk the cows. The farmer went to the first cow's barn and said, "I'm going to milk you!" The first cow said, "No you're not!" Then the farmer pushed the barn down! The cow ran to his brother's grass barn. The farmer came to his barn and pushed it down. The two cows ran to their brother's barn that was made of wood. The farmer came. He said, "I'm going to milk you!" The three cows yelled, "Oh no you're not!" The farmer pushed and pushed and pushed. Then, the farmer ran to the back door. It was locked, so the farmer went home and never came back. The three cows lived happily ever after.
By: Michael
Once upon a time, there were three little cows that lived on a farm in Hawaii. They decided to build barns to live in. The first cow built his barn out of straw. The second cow built his barn out of grass. The third cow built his barn out of wood. One day, a farmer came to try to milk the cows. The farmer went to the first cow's barn and said, "I'm going to milk you!" The first cow said, "No you're not!" Then the farmer pushed the barn down! The cow ran to his brother's grass barn. The farmer came to his barn and pushed it down. The two cows ran to their brother's barn that was made of wood. The farmer came. He said, "I'm going to milk you!" The three cows yelled, "Oh no you're not!" The farmer pushed and pushed and pushed. Then, the farmer ran to the back door. It was locked, so the farmer went home and never came back. The three cows lived happily ever after.
By: Michael
Kittyrella
Once upon a time, Kittyrella had two eveil step-dogs and one evil step-mother. They were very mean to her and wouldn't even take care of her. They wouldn't let her go to the big animal party. She wanted to go, but she only had ragged clothes. Her step-dogs made fun of her about that. All of a sudden, a fairy godkitty appeared. She waved her wand, and she turned Kittyrella into a princess. Kittyrella was so happy! Now she could go to the animal party! The only thing was that she needed to get back home by 3:00 a.m. At the party, Kitteyrella danced with the prince. The clock struck 3:00, and she had to leave. She dropped her crown on the way out. The prince wanted to give it to her, but she was gone. The prince yelled, "Wait! You left something! Please come back!" Kittyrella didn't hear him because she was already in her carriage riding home. She was crying. The next day, the prince lined up all the ladies. The prince tried the crown on every animal. It fit Kittyrella! The prince and Kittyrella got married. They lived happily ever after!
By: Camryn
Once upon a time, Kittyrella had two eveil step-dogs and one evil step-mother. They were very mean to her and wouldn't even take care of her. They wouldn't let her go to the big animal party. She wanted to go, but she only had ragged clothes. Her step-dogs made fun of her about that. All of a sudden, a fairy godkitty appeared. She waved her wand, and she turned Kittyrella into a princess. Kittyrella was so happy! Now she could go to the animal party! The only thing was that she needed to get back home by 3:00 a.m. At the party, Kitteyrella danced with the prince. The clock struck 3:00, and she had to leave. She dropped her crown on the way out. The prince wanted to give it to her, but she was gone. The prince yelled, "Wait! You left something! Please come back!" Kittyrella didn't hear him because she was already in her carriage riding home. She was crying. The next day, the prince lined up all the ladies. The prince tried the crown on every animal. It fit Kittyrella! The prince and Kittyrella got married. They lived happily ever after!
By: Camryn